Some joke for the day

Too much work and little play makes jack a boring person. Some quickie for a quick laugh.

Chocolate better than men:

1. Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience.
2. Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying.
3. Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
4. Chocolate always smells good.
5. Chocolate doesn’t complain when you want to cuddle up with it.
6. Chocolate doesn’t care how many pieces you’ve had before.
7. You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time.
8. Your friends always like chocolate.
9. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
10. You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate.
11. One taste and you can’t help but want more.
12. Chocolate doesn’t just think it’s smooth.
13. You’re never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
14. Chocolate satisfies every time.
15. When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good.
16. You can tell just by looking at it, that it’s not been in someone
else’ mouth.
17. It doesn’t sulk if you don’t want it first thing in the morning.
18. If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refrigerator will make it
hard again.
19. Chocolate knows how to be chocolate, you don’t have to teach it.
20. You can read the label and know what it’s made of.
21. You can get it 24 hours a day but sometimes you have to wait till
10 A.M. for the really good stuff.
22. Chocolate always hits the spot.